Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

May 7th, 2012 by admin


Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.

A first look at Sony’s newest Cyber-shot digital camera, the DSC-WX9. It takes 3D pictures and panoramas that you can even preview right on the screen, without glasses! If you’re into video, it has that too, at resolution levels comparable to your full-size Handycam. Subscribe for CES coverage all week! www.youtube.com More SGNL www.youtube.com Specs: Sony DSC-WX9 Cyber-shot Digital Camera Available in black, silver and red this March for about 0 – “Exmor R” CMOS sensor for stunning low-light performance, 5x 24m wide angle bright lens – Fast capture with up to 10fps at full 16.2-megapixel – Full HD 1080@60i with Dual Rec of stills and movies – 3D Still Image and 3D Sweep Panorama modes change how you view your world – Backlight Correction HDR enables crisp details in difficult lighting; Background Defocus highlights your subject like a DSLR SGNL Homepage sony.com Tweet us your thoughts! twitter.com Available now for presale on www.sonystyle.com ABOUT SGNL A close-up look at Sony’s gadgets, games, movies and music.

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34 Responses to “Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work”

  1. Comment bytkoizumi

    If America wasn’t a bible thumping hypocrite, colorful language used in this would be a reality. Only then I’d watch news non-stop haha.

  2. Comment bydoyouknow765

    so this is commercial you know,they sold 3 mil sony ps or some peace of shit. with this shit.
    damn.

  3. Comment byAvallido89

    “if you can somehow claw and bite your way through the impossible to open packaging.”

  4. Comment byhalojayjayjay

    OMFG that was hilarious XD

  5. Comment byPolaf3456

    @paulthewhite I dont even see how these are cheap laughs xD its actually really fucking funny

  6. Comment byAndy12332199

    “Ran right out to buy piece of shit”
    0:31

  7. Comment byMarisMegis

    just press 8 .. and listen ! :D :D:D

  8. Comment bywgilbert1

    i liked the part when he said fuck

  9. Comment byUtubeHyperboleGuy

    Sounds just like my relative when he’s in front of a computer.

  10. Comment by11weeee

    HAHAHAHA!!

  11. Comment byTheSpinner111

    Stupid but true!!

  12. Comment byMrAnimeking18

    Omg rofl I couldn’t stop laughing lol :D

  13. Comment byshadowgutt

    I miss the old Onion. :<

  14. Comment bycharliefarley74

    Should have just called it the “Fernando Torres” 8-)

  15. Comment byExtremeKrocha

    the narrator looks like bob kelso hahaha

  16. Comment byddmnlm0

    lmaooooo call me immature, but every time they curse i start laughing even harder hahaha

  17. Comment byJon7277

    This video is the most stupid fucking piece of shit I ever seen lol

  18. Comment bySSFTC

    @pepperoni00 BAHAHAHA oooo im shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!!! pepper-oni double 0 where you from? US? Europe? Mid east? Asia? S America? either way im pretty sure your a very weak-willed …KID!

  19. Comment bypepperoni00

    @SSFTC oh!you are insulted?wish your mom give you a hug. Before you suggest other, just look at your own insulting statement and take the pussy out of your brain. sorry for hurting your ego, kid. Do not start argument when its not clearly directed at you.

  20. Comment byPossummam

    ROFL…Time Vampire

  21. Comment bygdp505

    I started laughing so hard at exactly 1:06 haha

  22. Comment byIRLedits

    Thumbs up if u acculy want this stupid piece of shit so u can try to get it to work

  23. Comment bySSFTC

    @pepperoni00 kids/dumbs??????? your sentence doesnt make sense so i suggest you take the cock out of your brain and think before you attempt an insult!

  24. Comment by369frazer369

    I think it was funny lol, it never mentioned the ps3 and could possibly be Panasonic, or Samsung lol. just got more laughs during the early stage’s of the ps3′s launch :)

  25. Comment bypepperoni00

    @SSFTC you are one of those kids/dumbs who laugh so hard like they heard the word “fuck” for the first time?
    are you?

  26. Comment bynils169

    Can I watch the 3D images also on my Computer with the “Nvidia 3D Vision”? Or only via HDMI on a 3DTV? THX

  27. Comment byTheKeskinG

    i wanna see more of melanie

  28. Comment bymagician13134

    @ldl1949 That was for a 3D panoramic. I’m sure a regular picture would be processed much faster.

  29. Comment byZonde32

    @ldl1949 300 dollars is affordable to me

  30. Comment by3dmovieproducer

    @ldl1949 I agree with you… that’s why I bought the affordable Fuji see it by clicking my user name..Thanks

  31. Comment byldl1949

    3D will be really bad on this camera because the distance in the center is approximately zero not to mention.
    Lol and it also takes 10 seconds to process each picture… hope u get the first one good koz no one will wait for a 2nd shoot.
    Sadly we are still waiting for a proper 3D affordable camera

  32. Comment byYellowPanda5

    Everyone Type “Won” Before youtube.com

  33. Comment byEpiclyyLegit

    “Everyone Type “Won” Before youtube.com “

  34. Comment byTheWaffleUniverse

    This releases around my birthday 0,0 perfect timing much?